Better Sex

Are you looking for better sex? Try Vitalis! It will suit all your sexual needs. That is – if your woody refuses to petrify during those “oh so intimate moments.” The radio commercial for this wonderful penis-hardening drug, pitched it as a “better sex” drug – sort of like the new millennium aphrodisiac. Problem is – you can’t have better sex until you can actually have sex. Better sex – well now, I can think of a few solutions such as –a new position, technique, or breaking the conservative mold and venturing into the toy store! New and inventive can often lead to Better Sex.

Vitalis, well…

Is your lil’ pardner down and withdrawn. Does he refuse to partake in social gatherings? Does his head continue to hang when you give him a hand? Try something different. Try Vitalis! Watch him hold his head high and thrust himself into the center of attention! Vitalis – The Penile Anti-Depressant!

For even better sex, take your happy, attentive, little guy to the adult novelty shop.