A Dedication to Spammers

I do not like junk mail and spam
I do not like it, Pam I am!

It clutters my mail; it fills it up
It wastes my time, hell yes and yup!

Send your junk to yourself, please leave me alone
Don't target my e-mail or bother to phone!

I do not like junk mail and spam
I do not like it, Pam I am!

We as a country are rude as hell
screwing each other far as I can tell!

In the name of a buck they'll phish for you
taking your identity for the ultimate screw!

I do not like junk mail and spam
I do not like it, Pam I am!