Friday, March 17, 2006

Irish Celebration

Once again, Saint Patrick's Day is here. A wonderful day where we, here in the U.S. can wear green, pretend to be 100% Irish citizens, wave shamrocks, and toast, and toast several more times, the little leprechaun we all seek to find...as well as his pot of gold. I am very proud of that very diluted speck of DNA related to my Irish heritage. I enjoy this festive day, not to celebrate my limited amount of Irishness, but to celebrate life itself - as the Irish do.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Who owns Historical Events?

My eyes scan the article about the latest happenings regarding author, Dan Brown, and the fate of The Da Vinci Code. I, frankly, think the charges are absurd. Yes, an historical framework for Dan Brown's work is similar to, and I'm sure, influenced by, The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail by Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh, and Henry Lincoln. That book, after all, is categorized as nonfiction, which means that it is a book of facts; in this case historical facts. Fiction, particularly, historical fiction, gains depth if it quotes or emulates historical facts.

I'm also sure that Dan Brown isn't the first author to take a great historical legend, myth, or sequence of events and write a fictional story based on them. If he was the first, then we would be without stories and movies about King Arthur, William Wallace, the Munich tragedy, the Romans, Vietnam and World War II, or even the McCarthy era in the 50s. All of these stories are based on facts. None of the authors of the most current version of these stories have been dragged into a courtroom accused of "stealing" the framework of a nonfiction book. Stories about McCarthy, Watergate, and Munich are based on historical facts which are owned by no one except humanity.

Perhaps Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh (Henry Lincoln is not involved in this case interestingly enough) are desperate for money and are using Dan Brown as their own publicist for their book. It is apparently working, sales for The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail has risen since this whole fiasco has come about. Hopefully, they will reimburse the British taxpayers paying for their new-found fame.

Until then, all facts associated with or influenced by me, Planet Shortbread, cannot be used without the written consent of the historical character, which in this case, is me, Planet Shortbread. Any attempt to reproduce historical events associated with or influenced by me, Planet Shortbread, will be considered plagiarism and will be punished to the highest extent in a British court of law.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The package said, "Pure Turkey". I couldn't help but smile as I closely examined the 16 oz package of ground turkey. A treat given to my cats and dog every morning as part of the breakfast routine. Pure Turkey. This little advertising tidbit begs the question, what is Impure Turkey. I should find out so I am a more informed consumer. What type of impurities are added to Impure Turkey? Would that include hormones and food a turkey isn't likely to eat naturally? Or, does that include artificial colors, preservatives, and dyes? Does Pure Turkey mean that none of the bones, beak, and gristle were ground up, or, is that considered Pure Turkey since, technically, these parts were actually part of the living bird? I am so confused. Just when I thought I finally got a handle on All Natural products with their naturally occurring vitamins, minerals, and extracts. Cyanide is also All Natural, however, I think cyanide is one to avoid. Advertisers can be so misleading! Perhaps they should run for office.